Curse of the......
Greetings everyone! Well, the New York Yankees have done it again. We've wrestled away another player from our hated rival, the Boston Red Sox. We just signed Johnny Damon to a $52 million contract over 4 years! We got Babe Ruth from them in 1919 and we got Damon in 2005. Hopefully, it will be another 86 years before they win the World Series. Frankly, I think that Damon is a Two-Bit-No-Good-Son-of-A-Warbling-Centerfielder. It used to be the Curse of the Bambino; now the Curse of the Two-Bit-No-Good-Son-Of-A-Warbling Centerfielder. That's kind of long for a curse nickname. Curse of the TBNGSOAWC....hmmm...that doesn't quite work. I'll have my spin guys get on that....I did wise up and put a clause in his contract that says he has to stay away from my daughter, Nancy. I did learn something from that punk Maynard. Damon seems rather interested in my sister; he'd better stay away from her. I may have to send Cousin Murray after him. There's also a clause in Damon's contract that he has to get a haircut and shave his beard. I won't have any dirty hippies on my team!!!