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Greetings everyone! Well, the New York Yankees have done it again. We've wrestled away another player from our hated rival, the Boston Red Sox. We just signed Johnny Damon to a $52 million contract over 4 years! We got Babe Ruth from them in 1919 and we got Damon in 2005. Hopefully, it will be another 86 years before they win the World Series. Frankly, I think that Damon is a Two-Bit-No-Good-Son-of-A-Warbling-Centerfielder. It used to be the Curse of the Bambino; now the Curse of the Two-Bit-No-Good-Son-Of-A-Warbling Centerfielder. That's kind of long for a curse nickname. Curse of the TBNGSOAWC....hmmm...that doesn't quite work. I'll have my spin guys get on that....I did wise up and put a clause in his contract that says he has to stay away from my daughter, Nancy. I did learn something from that punk Maynard. Damon seems rather interested in my sister; he'd better stay away from her. I may have to send Cousin Murray after him. There's also a clause in Damon's contract that he has to get a haircut and shave his beard. I won't have any dirty hippies on my team!!! |
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